Collecting railroad items and setting up an HO gauge layout was a fun hobby for me.
Friends, relatives, and visitors have enjoyed my display while being subject to the following conditions:
CONDITIONS
- Parents will handcuff children if necessary.
- Women shall refrain from the words "cute," "toy," "playing with trains", or "trainset".
- For comments regarding dust, dirt, or operations, conductor may punch passholder.
- Passholders who criticize operations must be prepared for maintenance employment.
- Passholders must not leave fingerprints in dust used for weathering.
(music - "On The Atchison, Topeka And The Santa Fe")